This is very funny,

What is a grandmother? An article by a thrid grade student in my church.
A grandmother is a lady who has no children off her own, so she likes other peoples little boys and grils. A grandfather is a man grandmother. He goes for walks with little boys and they talk about fishing and stuff like that. Grandmothers dont have to do anything except be there. They are always old, so they should not play hard, or run. It is enouph if they drive us to market where the pretend horse is and have lots of dimes ready.
Or, if they take us for walks, they would slow down and never pass things like pretty leaves or cattipillars. They should never say "{Hurry up".
Usually grandmothers are fat, but not to fat to tie are shoes. They where glasses and wear funny underwear, and a really neat thing they do is they can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandmothers dont have to be smart, only answer questions like, "why is God live in Heaven?" and " why do dogs chase cats?" They dont talk baby talk like visitors do, because its hard to understand.
When they read to us , they dont skip pages either. And they never mind if they read the story over agian. Mothers and fathers always complian when asked to read storys again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you dont have a tv. because they are the only grown ups who have time.

I really like this report this kid wrote, and i am thankfull for mine.

austininva

Who out there is looking forward to the new movie Da vinnchi code, I for one am not. This movie is attacking my belifes as a Christian, and like the muslims who had a fit about the depicting off muhamad, I will not just let Hollywood trample me and my savoir because some lunny said he knows the truth, I am not angry i am beond that I cannot belive the movie makers that brought us such great movies likeSaving privet Ryan Star wars The music man and others could give us such Crap, and out right mock the largest viewing body in the world, Thats right, the Cristians make up the largest body off movie goers in the world. So my Bothers and Sisters, Do not support this attack on faith, Do not let Hollywood and there affiliettes get rich from their movie. Next , be prepared for people who bring you questions, they will be out there, and dont think that some Christians will not have thier own questions, Be prepard, and fight the enemy through obediance to the Father above. We are in the greatest war of all and this is just another attack, dont fall back, we have the best weapon of all, Jesus.

Above all else, Gaurd your heart, for it is the wellspring of life. Proverbs 4:23

I belive in the only Christ, my lord Jesus,
austininva

I fixed the blog

I fixed the blog, yippee,
I couldn’t post this on a guys blog so bear with me, please


"A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger. The tongue of the wise uses knowledge rightly, but the mouth of the fool pours forth foolishness.
          Proverbs 15:1-2

Anonymous- I will begin by quoting, "He who heeds not rebukes, despises his own soul, but he who heeds, receives understanding.
I will try to use soft rebukes and answers, but must warn you taking someone’s rebuke and throwing it down, then immediately accusing and taking sides against me, rouses not only more argument, but also anger and folly.
Yes I did take offence, and yes I will answer my statements, but I would have respected your beliefs, if you would learn respect others. That, I believe is the reason for all the posts on this one entrée, disagreement is good, it insures that no one person can influence others, granted you probably are a neat guy, well versed in knowledge and wisdom of your own and from reading the other posts you have left, it seems that you rely tremendously on your own wisdom and question the all knowing wisdom of God.
All these answers, questions, and rebukes we all are giving, I do not think we are heeding or respecting difference of opinion.

Anonymous- The bible is the inspired word of the living God, this is not my argument, it is a solid fact, I do not pursue this very far, we believe in what we cannot see, the bible gives us a glimpse of the reason we are Christians, and the minute you begin questioning your faith you will fall into, well I don’t know, but I don’t want to go there. I don’t see your reason for picking and choosing certain verses as true and God inspired, but regarding others as false. You must either believe it all or believe none, its not something you can pick and choose, I mean Jesus didn’t decide, Ok im going to die for you and you, but well you said my name when you stubbed your toe, so your going to the bad place, sorry. No you cannot pick and choose.

" All scripture is God Inspired, and is profitable for doctrine, rebuking correction and training in rightessness."
          2nd timothy 3:16

I am not declaring myself better than any one, putting my beliefs over yours, I do respect them, but I will defend mine from question and derogatory remarks, if you must make fun or drag down opinion you do it to your self, enough said.

Preacherman- I must say I would side with you on the ongoing dialogue that’s been going on, I would say to you, keep up the good work. You are a wise man, just respect others and don’t get caught up in Satans rightessness trap, it is very easy to fall into, I have found that out myself. " A soft answer turns away wrath" remember this.

All others concerned- We Christians do all believe that Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead after defeating death, so that we were reconciled with God, then would have the option to believe in him and not perish but have eternal life in heaven, we do have arguments, and fights, after all we are still sinners and imperfect. But we all agree to the above stated. We may interpret this holy book called the bible differently, but, but I don’t want to give an alter call, so I will leave you with this,
If you need to hear the good news, talk with any one who professes Christ and they will be overjoyed to guide you to my father. I would be happy to guide everyone I could to God; the other option is not cool, if you get my jist.

We all share brotherhood through Our father God so we must love one another and forgive, I would ask for forgiveness for my quick tongue and remarks made in haste, and would offer forgiveness to all who ask of it.

In Christ’s love,
      Austininva